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men in black 2
After five years of false starts and almost
$100 million spent, with a sizable portion of this for bringing
back Will Smith (seen recently in "Ali"), Tommy
Lee Jones ("Space Cowboys"), and director Barry
Sonnenfeld, you would think that they could come up with something
more interesting for "men in black II", the sequel
to the 1997 smash sci-fi comedy. Unfortunately, other than
the on-screen reunion of Agents J (Smith) and K (Jones), "men in black II" has little else going for it as its threadbare
plot retreads material from the first film.
Mind you, the premise does have some potential.
In a reversal of the events in "men in black", Agent
J has become a veteran of the ultra-secretive branch of the
government known as the men in black. When an alien named
Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle of TV's "The Practice")
arrives and threatens to destroy the Earth if she is not handed
over something called the 'Light of Zartha', the key to saving
the planet may rest in the mind of former agent K, who was
'neuralyzed' upon retiring at the end of the first film. Thus,
it is up to Agent J to track down his former partner, who
now goes by the name of Kevin Brown and works in a post office,
and retrieve the knowledge in his noggin. Thus, the student
has now become the master...
Unfortunately, the story of "men in black II" quickly degenerates into a clothesline for
one absurd gag after another, some of which are funny, but
many of which are not. Among the film's better gags include
an entire civilization confined to a locker in New York's
Grand Central Station that worships K, a problem of scale
when Serleena lands in Central Park, and a cheesy 1970s mockumentary
hosted by Peter Graves that provides background on the 'Light
of Zartha'. Unfortunately, a lot of the gags misfire or quickly
wear out their welcome, particularly the ones that recycle
humor from the first film, such as Smith's tiresome streetwise
chatter, 'Frank' the talking dog (voiced once again by Tim
Blaney), and the film's opening action sequence, where J takes
on a giant worm in the New York subway. As far as laugh quotients
go, Sonnenfeld's recently much-maligned "Big Trouble" was actually a funnier and more interesting film.
The chemistry between Smith and Jones is the film's only asset,
with Smith's easygoing style once again a good match for Jones
no-nonsense straight-man approach. As the film's underwear
model-impersonating villain, Boyle does a passable job, though
she doesn't quite go over-the-top, which is something that
a film like this needs. Much of the first film's cast also
returns in this outing, including Rip Torn ("Freddy Got
Fingered") as M.I.B. head honcho Z and Tony Shalhoub
("The Man Who Wasn't There") as the cross-eyed huckster
Jeebs. New faces include Johnny Knoxville ("Coyote Ugly")
as a 'so obvious it's a special effect' two-headed alien that
helps Serleena with her nefarious plan, Patrick Warburton
("Big Trouble") as an M.I.B. reject, and Rosario
Dawson ("Josie and the Pussycats") as a waitress
whom J becomes enamoured with.
When "men in black"
first premiered in the summer of 1997, it was unpredictable,
fresh, and even funny. Now, five years later, its successor
is tired, mildly amusing, and with a running time under an
hour-and-a-half, very short. But unlike the civilians in the
film who unwittingly witness alien activity, moviegoers will
not need to be neuralyzed after checking out "men in black II", as this is a summer blockbuster that ends
up being completely forgettable.
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